WELCOME to the MERC!

Enter your email to receive 15% OFF your online purchase and VIP ALERTS to in-store promotions.

View our privacy policy and terms

HERS/HIS/HOME OPEN DAILY 10-6

Dying Young - Birthday Card

$7.00
In stock

You’d rather have them old and wrinkly than dead and gone! 

Treat your friends and loved ones with a 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside, kraft envelope
  • Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper

Card Text: Congrats on dodging that whole dying young thing.

Prefer to pick up at the store, need gift wrapping or have a special request?
Prefer to pick up at the store, need gift wrapping or have a special request?
We are a text away, let us know how we can help.